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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 05:35
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
If a cat is feminine in German, what article do you give to a male cat?
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Then came..
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Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.